32 NFL-Inspired Fantasy Football Team Names
It's finally football season. How happy are you with your fantasy football team name?
If you're like me, you head into every fall trying to come up with something clever ... and almost always fall maddeningly short.
Well, I'm tired of cringing at my wholly uncreative team names and shouting "Why didn't I think of that?" whenever I see a witty creation on Twitter. So, armed with the Notes function on my iPod Touch and several trips to the playground with my 3 children, I came up with this list of team names inspired by players (or coaches) from each NFL team.
They're not all good. (Heck, you might think they all suck.) But just like a daily workout, I got through it and can finally move on. And if you have any better suggestions, please feel free to share them in the comments section below.
Buffalo Bills --
Bad to Marrone
Miami Dolphins -- Oh Knowshon, what a Misi
New York Jets -- A Rex-Style Dysfunction
New England Patriots -- Ridley Me This
Cincinnati Bengals -- What's Sanu?
Cleveland Browns -- It's a Party, Let's Mingo
Baltimore Ravens -- Legion of Dumervil
Pittsburgh Steelers -- Bell of the Bowl
Indianapolis Colts -- Take Out the T-Rash
Jacksonville Jaguars -- Drivin' My Marcedes Across the Bortles
Houston Texans -- 1 Andre, 2 Andre, DeAndre
Tennessee Titans -- Bishop Sankey High School
Denver Broncos -- Pey Tha Mann
San Diego Chargers -- Obla-Dee, ObLadarius
Kansas City Chiefs -- Bowe Knows Off-Field Issues
Oakland Raiders -- New Carr Smell
Dallas Cowboys -- If Murray Goes Down, We're Dunbar
Philadelphia Eagles -- Arrelious Benn Polked & it Ertz
New York Giants -- Nurse It Like Beckham
Washington -- Griffin You Can't Do It Yourself, Ask Your Cousins
Chicago Bears -- Martellus What To Do
Detroit Lions -- What a Joique
Green Bay Packers -- Fight for Your Right to Jordy
Minnesota Vikings -- Jerick, are you McKinnon Me?
Tampa Bay Buccaneers -- Going on Seferian-Jenkins
Atlanta Falcons -- My, That's a Harry Douglas
Carolina Panthers -- Cam-town Races
New Orleans Saints -- Don't Khiry Over an Ingram Toenail
San Francisco 49ers -- Boldin the Beautiful
Arizona Cardinals -- Palmer Sunday
St. Louis Rams -- Hill of a QB Situation; E Pluribus Keenum
Seattle Seahawks -- Marshawn to the Beat; DangeRuss Minds